| Thursday, August 11th, 2005 |
| 1:17 am |
Golly
I haven't written anything here in more than a year! |
| Tuesday, December 30th, 2003 |
| 7:01 pm |
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| Wednesday, July 23rd, 2003 |
| 1:14 am |
Golly
I am still in training. And it's raining. |
| Tuesday, March 25th, 2003 |
| 2:38 pm |
Omigosh
They say I have a special match coming up. I can't wait. |
| Sunday, January 5th, 2003 |
| 5:43 pm |
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| Friday, December 6th, 2002 |
| 6:05 am |
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| Saturday, October 19th, 2002 |
| 12:11 am |
Does anyone fancy my pink wrestling outfit? |
| Wednesday, September 11th, 2002 |
| 5:33 am |
Happy Birthday 2 Me
I went to the Stumble Inn & had a pint or two with some smashing lads & birds. Some blighters in the pub said they wanted to see me in my birthday suit. I wouldn't drop my knickers for those toss pots. I went to the loo and a boy kissed me. Cheeky! |
| Monday, September 2nd, 2002 |
| 1:16 am |
Fancy that
I'm really keen on people who don't hide behind their pets. Current Mood:  energetic |
| Sunday, August 18th, 2002 |
| 3:55 pm |
I am in a great deal of pain following my last match. The doctor said I'd have to walk with a cane this month while I recover. The yobbos in the pub were tittering at me when they saw me hobble in. They called me a loser. It is so embarrassing to be waiting in the tubes with a neck brace on and a cane while nutters & yobbos yell insults at you. It seems that everyone saw my last match. I've been laying low thanx to all this unpleasantness. I feel so alone. Current Mood:  sore |
| Tuesday, July 9th, 2002 |
| 3:20 am |
I wore my lovely pink spandex tights to the Manchester Arena match against Mad Cow. Syd Ferret was in the stands hawking photos of us. Several lads asked for my autograph beforehand. I weighed in at 149 pounds. Mad Cow was 201! She didn't shake my hand and after the bell rang she hit me from behind with a running slam, then slapped an iron clasp with an attitude adjustment to my outer occipidal protuberance. I countered witha bridge suplex and a flying scissors flip that had the fans cheering! Mad Cow raked my eyeballs with her nails, blinding me, then grabbed my hair and put me in a reverse cradle that REALLY HURT! She flipped me over and put me in a crippler crossface, then stunned me with a BONEBREAKER and SLEDGEHAMMER takedown! I was reeling from the pain, but managed to duck her clothes-line move and took her down with a snakedrop, then put her in a leg-pretzel with an overhead arm wrench! She screamed in agony, then grabbed the ropes so the ref broke the hold. Mad Cow nailed me with a guillotine slam followed by a power bomb with a reverse cross-chop followed by an aerial takedown with a knife wedge! I tried a tomahawk chop to her fat belly but it only fazed her for a second before she PULVERIZED me with a BOOMERANG SUPLEX followed by a PILEDRIVER that RAMMED my head into the mat!!! I felt my spinal column squished like an accordian as my head penetrated the canvas with a SICKENING THUD! She put me in a JACKKNIFE PIN and I was counted out for good.... I AM SO EMBARRASSED.... *Sniff* |
| Friday, July 5th, 2002 |
| 10:17 pm |
Special.
I want all my fans to know I still luv them. Current Mood:  refreshed |
| 10:13 pm |
My training included twenty aerobics squat thrusts and a run around the park. Most wrestling fans have no idea what pain we go thru to be professional atheletes. All this excercise wears me out. It's not an easy life. |
| Sunday, June 30th, 2002 |
| 4:49 pm |
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| Thursday, June 27th, 2002 |
| 9:54 pm |
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| Tuesday, June 25th, 2002 |
| 2:17 pm |
Today I went out and got some new nail polish and eyeshadow in preparation for my next match! I picked up a marvy shade of blue for my eyes and a smashing perriwinkle tint for my nails. I am ready! I also picked up some nice blush and some orange lipstick which I think will be appreciated by more serious atheletic supporters. My perfume will be a surprise this time. It's hard work being a professional athelete but I'm in it for the long haul! Current Mood:  productive |
| Monday, June 10th, 2002 |
| 9:04 pm |
*Cheers*
Syd Ferret put me in training again for a "mystery" match. Wonder what that could mean? |
| Saturday, May 18th, 2002 |
| 3:12 am |
Today I practiced punk rock aerobics for my next match... I feel special. |
| Sunday, May 12th, 2002 |
| 4:16 am |
Special.
I got a special e-mail from a girl named Shaolin. She said there's no such thing as losers. There are only quitters. I thought it was precious of her. |
| Friday, May 3rd, 2002 |
| 4:57 am |
Omigosh
I want to thank all of you for the cards & letters you've been sending, not to mention all those special e-mails. You're the *best!* |
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